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Ian Granland |
A STORY OF LIFE'S ADVENTURES |
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SOUTH
MAROUBRA SURF CLUB
I had met these two with my participation
in Aussie Rules Football with the South Sydney Club.
They were both good footballers, I was just a
plodder, like most I was a big kid and often taken to be much older than I really was, so in playing open age football, even at 16 I was expected to be competitive. Both Geoff and Monty (a name I had christened him with) were a year older than me. At the end of the 1965 season, I suggested to my two friends that we should join a surf club over the summer to try and maintain some type of fitness. For some reason and we selected the South Maroubra Club, maybe because it was the closest to where I lived. The club was the newest in the We went down in early October and signed on as members. All of us had been swimmers (I was never that good) but had not swam competitively nor trained in a competitive environment. We met the president, John Dynan who lived in Murrabin Ave Matraville. He was a very pleasant,
thick set gentleman with short curley hair about 42
years of age
who worked as a sales representative for a paper merchant.
I had the feeling that John had joined of the
surf club not that long before us. In
fact he wasn’t a ‘surf club’ stereotype person. Other
than that, he was genuine, sincere and drank a
reasonable amount
and he impressed me. “Have you got your bronze medallion?” was one of his first questions. The bronze medallion was an actual medal, but was also the accreditation for becoming a life saver. Belt swims? Well we had a fair idea what
they were, but as time
passed, one would be
forgiven for thinking that ‘belt swims’ was John Dynan’s second name.
So the following Tuesday we arrived at There were no females involved in the movement then so all the officials were male. President, Secretary, Treasurer, Club Captain, Chief Instructor and committee. We didn’t even have a canteen the girls could work in. In fact, there was a shop attached to the old fibro clubhouse, just behind the showers. Fred Weeks had the tender and used to sell drinks, chips, pies and lollies. Fred also had the mixed business shop at Malabar on the corner of Dacre and Raglan Streets. His surf club shop was broken into quite often. Actually I was a junior because I had not turned 18 so I was not supposed to drink, although as I said, I was a big lad and everyone took me for being a few older than what I was.I think the only give-up that I was younger than everyone else was when I went in the junior swim and beach races. I can remember heading the club championship after the first week. The picture shown was taken of us
struggling through the sand in a senior beach sprint by a visiting
American who
had a Polaroid camera. He gave me the A lot of us used to drink at the Dugout (bar) in the Golden Grove Hotel, Anzac Parade, Maroubra. It was there that we always 'threatened' to expose Bob because he got his job in journalism not having attained his leaving (HSC) certificate. This became a standard in-joke with us all. Another one we got on well with was Bob McQuiggan, a resident of Maroubra who was of a thin frame and someone referred to him as ‘stick and balls’. Well the title stuck – with us at least and when speaking about him, we would always call him ‘stick and balls’.Quite often on a Sunday Afternoon, the club would hold a drinking session out in a fenced patio type area on the northern side of the club in an attempt to raise some money. Later this area had its fence elevated to stop the public gawking in on us. One Sunday Bob couldn’t stay and put me in charge as barman with beers one shilling a glass. Well being as we all get some time or other, the need for them to pay soon passed and I think most were getting free beers as I dolled them out from the beer gun which was attached to the keg. All members would be allotted a patrol group and we were no different. Bob Spankie was our patrol captain and we would rostered on either Saturday Afternoon, Sunday Morning or Sunday Afternoon about once every two weeks.There were no others in the club I knew. This was strange because as close as I lived to the club and as close as it was to Matraville High, the school I had attended, there were no others from there as members during the time I was there. Having fair skin, I used to get sunburnt every time I went on patrol and would always wear some protective clothing and plaster that white zink cream on my nose. A straw hat was my next protective instrument. Yes, I looked a real sight.At that time we had the orange and red canvass patrol enclosure that we would erect on the beach, between the flags. I would try to lay in its shade to keep out of the sun and wear my hat, but with the reflective qualities of the sun and water, it never worked. Tommy Purcell was another of the members of
the time. A big strong raw-boned, well
tanned fellow who lived with his family in Once, during my cleaning efforts one of the more established members came down to the club and challenged me as regards to what I was doing there. Needless to say, I didn’t go back. As I said, the area behind the club which is now the Arthur Byrne Reserve, was a tip when I joined. The Entry to the club was from a road (track) offWe were still training for the bronze. Each Tuesday and Thursday Afternoon and now he had us swimming of a Saturday Afternoon as well. John was determined that we should pass. I was even getting good at belt swimming. I was almost in awe of the fact that the club had the Australian SLSC double ski champions as members: Dennis Green and Barry Stewart. I understand both transferred from the Maroubra club following some type of disagreement. They trained at One other thing which encouraged me to buy it was after I went to try out as a member of the club’s B boat crew. They trained atWe both went to training one night under sweep, Pat Jollo and rowed out. After we got about 100 metres from shore my arms locked up I literally couldn’t do any more. “Bad luck” came the reply “you will have to stay in the seat until we go in”. This proved to be at least 40 minutes. For me it was sheer agony. I don’t have very strong arms and could not
maintain the consistent effort in using the oar. To
be honest, it was a nightmare for me. I
was in so much pain that my arms became
numb. I simply could not use them. I felt like Sally Robbins, but about 39 years
too early. After I got the ski, on which I might add
that I had no previous experience, I took it down to The first time it was just going on dusk and I paddled my way out towards the centre of the bay, getting myself closer and closer to an oil tanker which was disgorging oil to the Boral Refinery which was near the Botany cemetery. When I felt I was a reasonable distance I began to turn round and head back to the beach, only to find myself about 800 metres from shore. The sailing club looked so distant and so dark and I felt extremely vulnerable way out in the bay and began to wobble a bit with fear. I gingerly paddled my way back to the sand, picked my ski up, locked onto the roof of the car then went into the club for a few beers with my ‘boaty’ colleagues giving the impression that I was confident and doing well at my new chosen sport.I used to put the ski in at ‘SHARK’!!! I got so nervous I started to wobble and nearly fell into the water, but managed to raise my paddle in a perpendicular motion which is a universal sign for a shark sighting. Not too long after that the familiar WWII air raid siren in the Maroubra Surf Club began wailing forcing a multitude of swimmers to leave the water. I raced to the shore and when I beached the ski, one of the more senior members of the surf club approached me seeking information about my alleged shark siting. In the meantime, the club launched their surf boat in search of the predator. By 1937
the only visible signs of her was a triangular dorsel fin above the
water line.
In 1950 Randwick Council feared injury to surfers from the wreck and
began So much for my heroic exploits. Just
maybe though, my little experience may
have encouraged action by the Navy divers to rid the beach of all signs
of her. The ship is remembered locally by
a street
named in her memory. Errr, what do you in a situation like this? Anyway, I paddled very
gingerly back to Sth Maroubra, not mentioning anything about the
incident. I met him a few times
after my time at the club. Once when he
told me he had spent quite a time in the mines at Mt Isa and saved a
fair bit
of money and another when I was working in the Licensing Police at The surf club put on a New Years Eve Party at the clubhouse 1965. Tickets were 10/- each (ten shillings or one dollar, but 10/- seems much more expressing it that way). Geoff, Monty and I went along. I remember wearing a pair of tartan dress shorts. Outrageous at the time, I used to think and they always got a lot of comments.We had a real ball, danced all night and I
ended
up continually pressing the shark alarm siren, come Geoff Cann had a 1956 grey FJ Holden sedan. It was a nice car he picked up for £275 second hand from a private sale – with the help of his parents. One Sunday
after an all day session on the grog at the club – did I
mention that one the chief requirements of being a club member in those
days
was that you had to be able to drink? We
all piled into the car and Geoff was giving us each a lift This route took us along the sandy The car struggled through the sand, but was doing OK however when we reached the Beauchamp Road intersection, Geoff took the turn a bit too quickly and the vehicle slid onto it’s near side, and there we stopped. All full of ink, I was piggy in the middle shouting “Get out, get out, before it catches fire”. We were all struggling to open the driver’s door and finally managed to scramble out as the residents from the nearby housing commission flats ambled out onto the street to see what the commotion was all about. Here we were, slightly dishevelled and all three as full as a state school, standing round wondering what to do next. I recognized the fact that the vehicle wasn’t too badly damaged and the best thing we could do was right it and get it going before the police arrived. We solicited some help from the locals pushing the car onto its wheels, Geoff attempted to kick it over and it went first go. Right, we were off as Monty and myself piled into the kindly old FJ and headed home. The only problem was with the gear linkages. It wouldn’t move out of second, so Geoff had to manage it like that for the journey home then to his place. “Can
you come home with me?” Geoff meekly asked. I
knew he was shit scared of his mother and wanted some
moral
support. “You’ll be OK” I
said, “just
tell her His mother used to give him a pretty hard time and it wasn’t till he was much older that he could tell his mother what lots of contemporary young boys learned to say to their mothers at an earlier age – say around puberty time. Funny how most mums now appear to accept that. I guess boys are still telling their mothers to F*** off at this time of their lives. I have to be honest here though. I never spoke to my mother like that. The car ended up OK. He had a mechanic look at it on the Monday and we were back to using it as our only means of transport for the next couple of years. <>One Sunday after the season the boat captain, decided to hold a bar-bar-que come piss-up at the ocean inlet to Bunnerong Power Station at Bumborah Point, I had often walked over this area when I was young but this time it was a drinking session with the ambitious boat captain leading the push. In 1965 the power station was still working, generating power into the NSW electricity grid and the inlet took water which cooled the generators which was then pumped out the northern side intoAnyway, the kegs were assembled, we paid our £1 (one pound – two dollars – gee it seemed a lot then) entry fee and started drinking with Bob Spankie manning the beer gun and another club official on the sausages. Again, during all this, John Dynan was consistently at the three of us to do belt swims on windy Saturday Afternoons, with hardly anyone on the beach apart from him and us. It almost became an obsession to him. After our swims I can always remember is comment. “Feel like a noggin?”Come January 1966 there was a surf carnival
at We went to a couple of other carnivals
whilst I was a member, one at There ended up about 8 of us to examine and together with other student surf club members from clubs within the Sydney Branch we amassed at 10.00am for the test. Running the show was the Chief Examiner for the Branch and the other examiners running around in their white polo shirts and shorts and sand shoes with their clipboard in hand. One of these was from our club.The surf was running a big shore break; I would estimate about 8 foot. One by one we took our place as the patient, rescuer, belt, line and reel operator. Even though I had been practicing in the months leading up to the examination, I was not a strong swimmer. It came my turn to be the patient and I had to swim out to the buoy located about 80 or so metres off shore and wait for Monty who was the rescuer, to get me. I was having great difficulty getting out past through the treacherous shore break whilst the others in the 6 or so reel teams seemed to have no problem at all. I was crashed a few times into the sand and began to get nervous with the prospect of failure. I managed to get out through the breakers
and slowly swam my way to the buoy only to have Monty out there waiting
for
me. “Are
you right son?” Monty asked in “Well
I made it After we went through the motions of cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) using the Sylvester-Brosch method, closed chest cardiac massage, mouth to mouth resuscitation etc. it was my turn on the belt and I had to rescue Geoff. I struggled in the strong surf, there was no-one there to help, but made it. I could see the examiners looking doubtfully at my performance. Due to me, our team was way behind the rest, but it wasn’t a race, it was a test. Then, after demonstrating the life saving techniques we went into the Maroubra Surf Clubhouse to undergo an oral examination on CPR and equipment knowledge. When it was over, one of the instructors approached me and spoke to me about my performance. There were severe doubts, because of my swimming ability as to whether I had passed, or rather, whether they should pass me. My friends did OK, but to be honest, I struggled. In retrospect I don’t think I would have had any trouble had their not been the big shore dump. But still you have to take them as they come. Fortunately we all passed. The president, John was there when we were tested and after it was all over, we went across the road to the Maroubra Seals “for a noggin”, even if we were all under 21. (The legal age to gain admission to clubs in those days was 21). As I said, John was not the norm. when it comes to surf clubs, but as far as I was concerned, he was a good bloke, his heart was in it and he later went on to become president of the Maroubra Seals Club for some years.At the 1966 AGM of the club there was a motion put to alter the club’s constitution to provide that in order for a person to stand for office he should have been a member of the club for at least 12 months beforehand. The meeting was packed out. I was not rejoining but felt the motion was an affront to John so I went along. I voted against it, but it was passed. The mover said it had nothing to do with current people, but would stop any interlopers coming in and taking control. Even at my then youthful age I thought, how naive can you get, we didn’t come down in the last shower. John wasn’t in his push.
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